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Terms and Conditions (Personal)

 

1. Swearwords
I don't have a problem with swearing. Please let me know if you do (and I suggest you don't read any further). I do however have a problem with people who get on their high horse and/or feign offense to avoid having to address the content of the message. To prevent this type of circumvention, I'll try to avoid using swearwords.


2. Offensive language.
I can't immediately think of language that I am personally offended by. But there is clearly language that is offensive to (and possibly intended to cause offense to) others. I'd prefer that you don't use this language. I won't be offended if you do. I'll just regard those who do as small-minded.


3. Personal abuse
If you are reading this then you probably don't know me very well. In that case, your views on me are not well informed and I won't pay much attention to them. But if you abuse me, you become a legitimate target for abuse.


4. If you feel the need or desire to demean, belittle, patronise or talk down to me, don't let me stop you. I don't want to spoil your fun. But don't expect me to pay any attention or have any respect for you thereafter. And the reciprocation clause above will apply.


4a. If you start any sentence with an Australian-styled "Look..." or "Listen...", then I reserve the right to not do so.


5. Don't lie to me or about me. It smacks of arrogance and evasion. You will be found out. Others will regard you as a liar and it will become difficult for you to gain their trust. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and distort. And you will know that I am the Truth when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I fucking hate liars.